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Seven days on Twitter: The President and the #Pretenders

by Tonya Khoury
September 30, 2022
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Seven days on Twitter: The President and the #Pretenders

Julius Malema didn't pop in for tea with the writer during his KZN visit/Unsplash/Annie Spratt

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A seven-day Acumen Media Report by Tonya Khoury.

Picture the scene on #HeritageDay 2022. #EFF led by #Malema make their way to northern KwaZulu-Natal, Zululand. They claim they want their land back, but seem to have forgotten that this land is #Zululand; the clue is in the name, Juju; this land belongs to the Zulu Kingdom. No person owns land here that is not Zulu. So Julius rode into town without a compass, either that or he’s just downright dumb. I think the term in Parliament these days is #DomKop. The #RedTide made its way to the border of Mozambique – why? No one knows. We were in for a party though. There were even posters up in Sodwana Bay for the big event; the buses were seen coming from far and wide (not local at all). And he never came to visit me.

I wanted to invite him in for a cup of tea; well if it’s good enough for #Nkandla, it’s good enough for me. I wanted to have a chat, I wanted to tell him that he is lost, not just GPS lost, but lost in general. I wanted to tell him that he kick started the EFF like a marketing genius and his ground swell was so impressive that I wished I could vote for the #EFF even if they didn’t want me. I wanted to tell him that in the beginning he was a complete maverick and he gave many hope, but what happened, Juju? Now you can’t even use Google Maps. #TheGreatPretender. We see you. Amandla

A few years ago that would have been the top story but now it’s just a local one. Without further delay, and on a point of order, let’s #ScratchTheSurface of this week’s news.

It’s been busy, good people of the Republic. I’m not sure I caught all of it but here’s what I could discern from the headlines. There was #Ramaphosa: he made headlines most of the week. He attended an event at #GallagherEstate to talk about electricity. Karma can be a bullet train because midway through his speech, the lights went off and the crowd roared with laughter. Our prez became the #GreatPretender, just laughing like a clown, doing a bit of a shuffle from one leg to the other, hoping that we couldn’t see how uncomfortable he was. Pretending to be what he is not, you see? Pretending that we’re not around.

From Gallagher to #Parly for the #PresidentsQandA and this time our President fessed up. He really did. Allow me to paraphrase; he said that corruption is part of our currency. That Eskom had been plundered and that today, apart from that tyranny of corruption, we have a bit of terrorism chucked in the mix. He said he sold some cattle and the occasional buffalo and sable; he didn’t see what the big #FarmGate fuss was about but of course we wasted at least an hour on that question without solving a thing. But he did #FessUp. There have been some big political moves this week and when you cobble them together, you get an ANC in disarray.

When analysing Ramaphosa, the Acumen Media technology shows that for every post this week – and there were over 30k of them – there were at least six negative responses. Ramaphosa’s reputation, on the back of #Eskom, has tanked to -90%

Let’s come back to Zululand for a minute. The #KZNConference was an absolute shocker. Zuma rose from his terminally ill bed and was going to have another go at that #MrPresident thing. No one thought it was a good idea, not even Nkosozana #StillAZuma. The combination of leadership this conference spat out as spurious leadership was none other than #AceBESTOS #Magashule and #PaulMashatile (oh and don’t forget #MinisterWhenPeopleZol).

Snap back with me to the #PresidentsQandA – it was subtle, but the President finally stepped into the ring. He spoke about how the road to hell was paved with good intentions and that #CableTheft, #BrownEnvelopes and #JimmyChoo shoes are here to stay. #Eskom remains the corruption ATM and that we have to suck it up. #SouthAfrica2.0. It was, as you would expect, a rampant raging ruckus, but hats off to the chairperson. Well in the beginning (I can spell it) she completely lost it and then it was like someone gave her a tranquiliser. Her tone dropped and she apologised for her own behaviour for calling an “honourable” member ‘WENA’. After that she handled the chaos like a boss. There were too many insults. Wow, just I have no words, but the Pretenders did. They include: #domkop and #homelessidiot and others but Madam Chair was brilliant, she took no nonsense and switched off microphones like it was her calling. Parliament has become so noisy. People shouting #PointOfOrder to the point of disorder. But my friends, the Prez fessed up, kudos to that.  Or maybe he wasn’t fessing up at all, perhaps he was giving up. #ThePretenders

All eyes were on #EskomSePush this week (advertising hint for my peers). The schedules didn’t tie up this side though, not sure what you got in civilization. #PravinGordhan washed his hands of #Eskom, saying he is leaving #DeRuyter to the board for decision. Pretending you’re still around. Pretending to be what you’re not, you see?

Let’s shift back to what is happening to the ANC. In just one week #HambaGwede became the call of #COSATU; he was also on stage and the crowd started booing #Mantashe and you’ll never believe me but his response was to do a little dance with the crowd to his own #HambaGwede song. I don’t make this stuff up folks, I just work here. #GreatPretender

In one of the metros there is a coalition to govern. It took seven parties, maybe more, to oust the ANC,. I couldn’t work it out, imagine the administrative nightmare managing that metro? #SouthAfrica2.0

Maimane launched BOSA. Who does the marketing here please? Don’t you think the link to BOSASA is too close? I mean, really, which ponytail came up with that? We deserve so much better.

Where are you #CivilSociety, we are on our knees here! There’s a lot more to talk about but I’ll keep it brief. #Malema and #Ndlozi were acquitted for the assault at #MamaWinnie’s funeral, this in the same week as her birthday. I’m glad about that. If it were my mom’s funeral or someone that treated me like her own child, I would also push the security guard to get to her coffin. Waste of time and media attention if you ask me. #Afriforum are crying into a bucket, but get on with it, put race behind you and do some work, pretenders!

#Jagersfontein became a massive talking point as did the #PongolaCrash. I get it, these stories are important but can we focus on how to fix stuff? There was #KingShakaDay, #TataButhelezi was there and spoke and conducted himself like a champ. The king in traditional dress donned a set of sunglasses. Never ever forget your shades.

A journalist, #KarynMaughan, wrote a scathing article of how the public protector used a major PR campaign to discredit the judiciary. That made #Zuma so grumpy that he pulled a #karyn. He threw his toys out the cot and then got chucked out of #Concourt … again. Good to see he’s made such an incredible recovery though, hey? Someone call 10111.

In other news #Zille wants #RepublicOfCape Town. #Takealot are accused of having sweatshops. #Bain is finally banned – well done Atholl! Teffo was disbarred but didn’t seem to understand the ruling. Pretend, Teffo, just pretend!

The whole world sides with #IranianWomen and Israel put out a lovely video saying they will always have their support; don’t look past the video though as a list of #PalestinianWomen were killed and four strong spirits of resistance were smashed to smithereens under Israel.

That’s my lot, folks. Get a compass, take a load off, smile and wave. I’m meeting a potato bass this weekend, and he doesn’t pretend at all.

I’m Tonya Khoury and you’ve just scratched the surface with Acumen Media.

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Tonya Khoury

An Experienced Managing Director and Media Spokesperson with a demonstrated history of working in the marketing and advertising analytics industries. Skilled in Digital Strategy, Sales, Corporate Communications, Market Research, Media Measurement and Management. Good media skills backed by strong data have found Khoury and her companies as regular guests on various media shows highlighting big media conversations. Khoury has also recently acquired the title of #CoVidder!

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